✞toots✞

1) What are your three favourite movies

Ohhhhhhh too difficult!

Natural Born Killers, Amelie, and something a little more low brow STEP BROTHERS

2) Do you like drugs? Favourites? 
No hate them with a passion so my favourite is.. alcohol

3) Three celebrities to fuck/marry/kill
Fuck - Scarlett Johanasson

Marry - Mr Big

Kill - Terry Richardson arggggggggggg

4) Favourite quotations? 

“it takes strength to be gentle and kind”

5) Name your first son or daughter

fucktard and fucktard 2 lol idk

6) What turns you on?

SHAUN

7) five favourite music artists at the moment
Llama Del Rey, Morrissey as always, Damien Rice, No Doubt, U2 (cringe) I know not very contemporary

8) Two random facts about yourself

I’ve got a scar above my lip

I just ate a Kitkat

9) Favourite feature of a member of the opposite sex

Cheeky grins yum

10) If you could travel anywhere right now, where would you go? 
Somewhere hot and sunny… Cali?

11) what’s your idea of a perfect date? 

Ridiculously nice meal, walk down a beach in a warm country, cocktails and then LOADS OF SEX (this being with a boyfriend ofc)

12) If you had a superpower what would it be? 
Mind reading although I would go crazy

13) What drink would you order at the bar? 
Shot - IDK a shooter like Dr Pepper shooter from 55

Spirit - Vodka and cranberry

Beer - Desperados or Corona

Wine - I don’t really like wine unless it’s really really nice.

14) A story from a sexual or drunken escapade

Probably one of my favourite is in Kavos when I was so wasted and I found Jammy and Adam and we walked down the strip holding hands and my dress rode up completely and I was flashing my knickers to everyone and saying “They call me the bum” but I have so many more… I don’t really wanna put sexual stuff on here it feels weird forcing it on people who haven’t really asked about my sex life hahah

15) What is something that you really don’t like

I really hate people who think they are better than you because they’ve perhaps had more education or got in to university. Nothing like that makes you a better person in any way and don’t use your false sense of security on your grades to undermine me or anyone else.

16) If you could change your name what would it be?

IDK I would officially change it to Toots haha!

17) You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life what is it?

Strawberries :D

So awkward when I’m scrolling on my phone on tumblr on the bus and tits come up whyyyyyyyy now everyone thinks I’m a pervert