You said it's TMI Tuesday sooo here it goes... be warned!!!
Ohhhhh and you know me... guess who this is ;)
Would you rather go down on the most beautiful, perfect vagina in the world OR the most butt ugliest, hairiest, smelliest cock in the world????
HAHAHAH oh my god
i can’t even guess who this is apart from possibly patrick, this seems like something that would come from his filthy mind. am i right?
hahahaa errrm welll
well this is assuming i didn’t have a ridiculously amazing boyfriend of course!! otherwise i would say no to both of these hahaha :D
but hypothetically if i wasn’t risking my relationship, then out of hygene reasons and rep i’d do the vagina i guess. don’t really feel like choking on a fugly dick!??!?! i’m not a lesbian but yeah my oral health is more important than proving i like cock!!
each player has their drink of choice (if you’re brave you can do shots, but expect to wake up with your stomach pumped)
how to play:
1) deal out all the cards to the players. the players do not look at the cards, and have them face down stacked up as you normally would
2) the first player puts down their top card and begins a pile, and then the next player does the same etc. until a player puts down a face card
3) now, if the player gets a face card, it means that the next player has to put down the number of cards that go with it, so
ace = 4 cards
king = 3 cards
queen = 2 cards
jack = 1 card
4) as well as putting down the cards, after they have done this they have to drink that number of fingers. so if an ace was put down by player 1, player 2 would need to put down four cards and drink four fingers
5) however, if when putting down your allocated number of cards you come across another face card, you stop putting down cards and the next person has to put down their cards.
therefore, the number of drinks gets moved on to the next player, so for example;
player 1 puts down a king
player 2 puts down two number cards, then a jack
player 3 puts down one number card, and drinks three fingers