What have you got?
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Have you got anything without spam?
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it
I don't want any spam!
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
That's got spam in it!
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress (to choir):
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
I don't like spam!
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
"i'm just mad about Saffronnnnn, Saffron's mad about meeee, i'm just mad about Saffronnnnn, she's just mad about meeeee...
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLLOOOWWWWWWWWWW...."
he he ... SPAMMED... but with lyrics from a brilliant song so i think it's acceptable!
"I WONDERRRR, I WA WA WA WA WOOONDER.... WHHYYYY.... WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.... she ran away... "
nothing like a bit of del shannon :)
drunken ponderings care of rich :) x
(sorry it's not really a question)
HEAATHCLIFFFFFFFFFFFF ITS MEEEE I’M CATHY I’VE COME HOOOOOME I’M SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
would you rather be lost on a deserted island forced to continue the 'becky and the blonde' series by a slave driver with malious evil content or......be thrown into a island where you have to live off of pickle juice and soap for food?
Did you cut your hair/get your hair cut in that way after watching This Is England? :D
ummm you know what i can’t even remember why i wanted to shave it off! but that probably had something to do with it :D i think it did the first time i did it (it was quite long and on the other side of my head) but this time a bit of an impulse i think :D
Erm just throwing a couple of thoughts out here... Has toots ever claimed that her blog is revolved around making readers feel good about themselves? The fact that she's such a kind, considerate person aside, if she wasn't/if it were anyone else's blog, would you read it for the intention of making yourself feel good? Of course not. I'd just like to know, then, why people take her posts so personally. A blog is personal to the sole person who writes the blog, just because it's being shared with you doesn't mean it applies to you. Therefore, how can something she posts, unless clearly directed at you, make you feel inferior? Those comments are some of the most ridiculous blocks of text I've ever read. Please read my blog and tell me if my comments on my new perfume or a night out I went on make you feel inferior because you don't have/experience the same thing? Do you ever look at celebrities and feel inferior because you aren't famous?If something as small as this can make you feel "inferior", kindly wrap yourself in bubble wrap and disassociate yourself with any medias.
thank you! i’ve been trying to get at this for so long! my posts usually don’t address someone else unless they are named!! this is ridiculous!!
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID TWATS. if you feel ugly all the fucking time, thats your problem, stop taking all your agro out on toots, she has enough shit to be dealing with at the moment. You feel ugly? So what, by putting someone else down does it make you feel any better? If it does then you dont deserve to be alive, you worthless peice of crap. Just leave her alone!! So what if she feels better when someone finds her attractive?! Don't we all?! And if she wants to tell people, why cant she? Who the fuck are you to monitor everything anyone says. STAY AWAY FROM TOOTS IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY, IVE HAD ENOUGH CUNTS.
P.S i love you toots :) xx
yeah, whatever but there are physically ugly people in the world, and i have heard you say it. some people just aren't pretty and we have to learn to accept it, so when you talk about "yeah when i was walking here some dudes wolfwhistled me" (which btw, you have said) it makes us feel, inferior. js.
whatever it seems no one is ever satisfied by what i say soo yeah sorry then but idk i don’t feel pretty or attractive so when stuff like that happens i feel better even if deep down it means nothing to me
noone has ever asked me for my number, or wolf whistled me. saying i'm not remotely attractive? not the original person, just saying.
well no, that’s a generalisation. i don’t know who you are so i can’t say but you probably are at least “remotely attractive” but idk sometimes i just think cos i’m blonde they think i’m a bimbo or something. i get shouted abuse too.. “slag” “slut” etc etc. and i get shit like “wow you’re ugly” or “who do you think you are”. maybe it’s just the way i look it’s not exactly conventional not that i’d say i was unique or individual, i just kinda draw good AND bad attention. i don’t know what you want to hear to be honest.
idk what goes through the minds of men so i can’t speak for them.
everyone tells you your beautiful every fucking day.. no ones ever said that to me in my whole life. Yes people ask you for your number, YES people wolf whistle you passing by in a car... Oh and you were wearing no makeup - oh that means they must be fucking mad men right? Stop trying to be modest when we all know your fucking far from it. I liked you as a friend but youve just gt to try and show consideration for us uglys :(
i doubt you’re ugly. nobody is ugly. i mean that with every inch of me, i find it very, very difficult to see any ugly in people unless they are a bad person. because to me and most people ugliness comes from someone who is a horrible person.
and as for ‘being called beautiful every fucking day’ that really, really isn’t true! and also with strangers whistling and asking for numbers etc i don’t take it as a compliment because i know that most people who do that would do it to any other girl who is remotely attractive.
and far from modest? how? i might seem conceited but i really don’t rate myself at all and especially lately, i just try and be confident and that’s attractive…
i wouldn’t purposely put anyone down unless they hurt me. i wouldn’t call anyone ugly unless they were a nasty person…